Entries in the American Pig category

On the Content of his Character.

Yes, we did. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have tears in my eyes during McCain’s concession speech and again a little while later during Obama’s acceptance speech. Watching McCain was like watching a great athlete playing in his final game before retirement; sure you feel badly for him, but he was playing against […]

The Economic Meltdown? Yeah, that’s my fault…

My friends here I am again with yet another apology. It seems that in the midst of the current economic apocalypse, I had become so wrapped up in trying to watch both the Democrats and the Republicans place blame, I had forgotten just how large a role I had in all this. First, a little history. October […]

Preventing ‘Political Burnout Syndrome’ (PBS)

Hello everyone. My name is Schell and I am a Bad American. I’ve tried to be a good one, honestly. I mean, I’ve studied both candidates and their respective VP choices, I’ve watched all the debates and town hall meetings, I know their policies, I know their histories, and I know what, if elected, they’ll […]

People, a warning!

To everyone out there considering being born. Heads up. I’ve been born. And I can tell you something about being born; it’s overrated. Once you’ve been born, people never stop talking to you. And, if their constant yammering wasn’t bad enough, they expect from you the oddest things. Did you know that once you’ve been born, you’re […]